Saturday, 7 April 2012
Saturday special: The boko haram that lives in Aso rock.
This person is a one man squad, this person doesn't need to go to the science lab to create a bomb, hers are automatic all she has to do is open her mouth and that's it , this person is none other than our one and only madam PATIENCE GOODLUCK!!
Mummy why?! Why have you chosen to kill your children with bombs now ehn? We are still trying to dodge from boko haram now you have come with your own -_- ,what have we done to deserve all this? Are we not suffering enough? Now we have to put on helmet whenever you are giving a speech -_-what has Nigeria turned into? for you all who don't know what I'm talking about, here are some of the bombs our mother has thrown at us *sniffs* but we dodge am naijans no dey die ! Okay we about to go now put on your helmets..
2011- my fellow widows (GBIM)
- the president was once a child and the senators were once a children((GBOOM))
2012- I sympathize with the late family members of ojukwu.. Na you kill dem?? (((GBOOOOOOOM GBAAAM)))
- ojukwu is a great man , he died but his manhood lives on ((((GBAAAAAAAAAAM GBOOOOOM BLAAAM GBOOOOOOOOOM))))
Why evils now( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ..why didn't she just whisper to bianca ojukwu that her husband's manhood lives forever, instead she decided to shout it *sniff*. Now you know the boko haram that lives in aso rock madam patience goodgbagaun is a walking bazuka beware!