Sunday, 17 June 2012

Mary J blige's charity fires back at $250k lawsuit; we were broke duh!

Mary J. Blige's charity says the bank that is suing them was STUPID to loan their broke asses any money ... so it's their own fault they can't get it back -- this according to legal docs.

As TMZ previously reported, the Mary J. Blige and Steve Stoute Foundation for the Advancement of Women Now was sued by TD Bank ... after taking out a $250,000 loan in June 2011 and only managing to cough up $400 by the agreed upon December deadline to pay back the money.

Now the foundation is firing back at the suit ... claiming if the bank had done their job correctly, they would have realized the group was knee deep in debt already and never should have been loaned the money in the first place.

Furthermore, the foundation claims the woman who actually signed for the loan had no authority to do so ... which is just one more reason they never should have been granted the loan.

The case is still ongoing.- TMZ reports
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Lionel messi confirms he is going to be a father :)

The 24 year old Barcelona player has confirmed he is going to be a father. The world's number one footballer is expecting his first child with girlfriend, Antonella Roccuzzo.

"I think it will be a boy," Messi is quoted as saying by Ole. "We did not want to say anything because we never talk about our private life. But we were constantly asked about it, so we wanted to share our joy. Hmmn I see messi has scored a hatrick šomewhereelse ;)
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How to get any girl you want. Guys only

If you are a girl don't read this.

Have you ever looked at men who can get any girl they want and wondered, "how do they do it?" Yes, females are attracted to power and status. Yes, they are attracted to symmetrical features, strength and confidence. But, we all know there are some unattractive, not-so-powerful guys who many women swoon over. Don't worry Nelly is here to help, here are some lil secrets..

<1 Manage your image: Before you can seduce a girl, you must have a good, positive image. Make friends and be charming with every one you come in contact with. Never hesitate to tell one person what you admire about another, as it will eventually reach that person and appear undoubtedly genuine. Never argue (arguing is anti-seduction). No girl can resist a guy whom everyone likes, unless she's the type to rebel against popular opinion just because it's popular opinion (in which case the remainder of the steps will probably wear her down.)

> 2 Subtly reveal your human side: with talk of taboo and sexuality. If you cannot insinuate, skip this step don't be too raw. When you talk about sex, say it in a way that Shakespeare would approve of. For example, "Sleep is my second favorite thing to do in bed" or "my neighbors are noisy during the day, but that's okay because they put up with me at night.


> 3 Do the opposite of what other guys do: If the girl is drop-dead gorgeous, ignore her. After hearing about your rakish reputation, she will wonder why you are not attracted to her. If other guys ignore her, shower her with the attention she has been craving.

> 4 Do not hint that other girls like you : Women hold each other's opinions very highly and they get jealous easily. Yes women get jealous easily but their jealousy will cause them to become moody , non-tolerant and distant when around you. If you hint that plenty of women like you, you will be seen as a Playboy and not taken seriously. Women like to feel like they are the only ones in the world and many desired. They prefer to be chased not the chaser. Hinting that other women like you in a major turn-off

>5 Speak seductively: Never start a conversation focused on work, school, MySpace, family, TV shows, or other everyday things. Never talk about yourself. Talk about exotic vacation spots, mythology, sex (sometimes), history, astrology, dreams, fate, and anything else pleasurable and intangible. Don't express any opinions except for your preference for pleasurable things and for things that she likes. Keep a powerful gaze while talking about these things. (The eyes are very important).

>6 Never apologize: Never worry when you are talking with a girl, because it will be written all over your face and interpreted as a sign of timidness, which, for many girls, is a turn-off.

>7 Make her laugh. When a woman laughs, she feels more relaxed and lowers her defenses (and inhibitions)

>8 Touch her. Reach for her hands, hair, shoulders, ankles, and back. Don't just always wait for her to do it first. If she doesn't like it, she'll definitely let you know. But touching someone communicates to them that you find them attractive, and also that you're reasonably confident. Both of these things can make someone feel more attracted to you.

9> Make her feel irresistible, like you have to restrain yourself around her: Try it by telling her something seductive, starting with rejection of this desirable thing - ex. "Please don't wear short skirt tonight, as I will not resist the temptation!" or something like that "Please don't touch me like that, cause I like it more than I should!" She'll probably keep doing it (consider it a form of reverse psychology). Goodluck !


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Rodney king is dead at 47, Drinking and smoking weed before drowning.

Rodney King's fiancée is telling friends Rodney had been drinking all day Saturday ... and had smoked weed in the hours leading up to his death ...

According to our sources, King's fiancée, Cynthia Kelley, is telling friends King was at the house all day drinking, and he smoked marijuana at some point, before she went to went to bed at 2:00 AM. 

We're told Kelley says she next saw King at around 5:00 AM when she was awoken by him screaming in the backyard. Our sources say Kelley found King naked, banging on the glass, and she called out to him, "What's wrong, Rodney?"

Kelley is telling friends she then went to grab her phone when she heard a big splash. She then went to the backyard and discovered him in the bottom of the pool and called police.

Paramedics attempted to revive King, but were unsuccessful. RIP
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Pictures from E.M.E(empire mates entertainment) album launch.

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Empire Mates Entertainment, Nigeria's premier music label has announced the launch of its highly anticipated all staralbum titled Empire Mates State of Mind.

The 22 tracked LP, which boasts of some of Nigeria's finest artists such as BankyW, WizKid, Skales,Niyola and more, promises to be the album to beat in 2012 and beyond.

Album drops on Monday, June 18th, 2012
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Man caught having sex with a corpse

— Nura Mustapha, 28 is in police custody

Nura Mustapha, 28, is currently explaining to homicide detectives at the State Criminal Investigative Department, Panti, Yaba, Lagos State, why he was allegedly caught having sex with the corpse of a lady identified as Faith Akin.

Mustapha was arrested early in March after an attendant at the Green Star Hotel, Alaba-Rago, raised an alarm that he would not allow the corpse to be retrieved.

Police officers identified the corpse of the lady as Faith Akin, a resident of Ondo State, who visited her mother in Lagos.

"We have a lot of customers coming with different girls to the hotel but on that fateful day, Mustapha came in about 5.00 pm and booked the room; after about 9.00pm, he brought in this lady and they stayed the night," said the hotel attendant, who gave his name as Mathew. "Early the next day, before I would hand over to the morning staff, I went round to check the rooms; [and] that was how I saw the lady lying down. I went to touch her but there was no response; I called out to Nura but he did not answer. It was when I came back the second time after I had informed the manager that I saw the customer having sex with the corpse again; I tried to call his attention but he did not respond, so I went to call the police."

When officers from the Ojo Police Station arrived the scene, it was gathered that the suspect was seen having sex with the unconscious lady. "As soon as we got the complaint from the hotel management, we rushed to the scene of the incident; unfortunately, we experienced the shock of our lives when we saw Nura on top of the lifeless lady still banging (having sex with) her," said a police officer who did not want his name published.

"We had to drag him from the lady's corpse before he realised that people had been watching him. It was a terrible thing for such a young man to sleep with a corpse; maybe for ritual purpose but we do not know."

During questioning, Mustapha allegedly told the police officers that he had taken a sex enhancement drug before inviting the deceased to his hotel room.

"He said he used a local Hausa herb, called 'burutashe' to enhance his sexual performance before he had sex with the lady," said the police source. "The corpse had foam coming out from her mouth; and despite that he kept banging her because the drug made him to have delayed ejaculation. So to satisfy himself, he kept banging the lady; even when he discovered that she was dead, so as to relieve himself."

The corpse has been deposited at a mortuary and police authorities are hoping that autopsy results will reveal the exact cause of Akin's death. The Tiv Yam market in Alaba-Rango is predominantly populated by Hausas and it was gathered that commercial sex workers often congregate there at night to solicit for customers.
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Happy father's day.. What's your dad's favourite line?

Mine is "You have to learn how to be a man"..lol what's yours?
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